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Monday, September 20, 2004

eet eez compleete!! feenalee! eet eez compleete!!

*maniacal laughter is heard*

its over! finally! prelims are over! *wheeeeeee..!* now i can rest for abt a week or so before mugging again..*suddenly my prospects seem dimmer..*

anyway, prelims finished with a bang. a painful bang.

bio paper was, as yong lee har a.k.a dean of bio had predicted: straightforward. sadly, it was also as i predicted: a pain to do. paper 1 was simple, i gotta admit, no worries abt it, except that i had to make cakes again halfway thru the paper..*heh heh, u sooo needed to know that..*

paper 2 was the painful one. the edges of the paper were sharp, i swear! nah..kidding..it was straightforward but painfully tedious..i can safely say that 85% of the paper was pure regurgitation..ya know, the exam equivalent of verbal diarrhoea.

so, as lady luck would have it, i crapped *both in paper 1 and paper 2, if ya know what i mean* *winks* and by lady luck's will (ill-will, more like..) a qn on biotechnology came out in paper 2 section a, and a compulsory ecology+genetics essay qn came out in paper 2 section b. how wonderful! they combine my weak chapts into 1 essay qn..2 parts worth 10marks in total..

i qn was clearly a see teck hock a.k.a the best bio teacher the world has ever seen's: list the similarities and differences between a growing and developing human embryo and a developing seed [10marks]. incredible qn..and the best part was, it was a compulsory qn. i tell u, it got the whole bio corhort wondering if we had put in enough detail, enough points, enough bullshit..

u get the gist..

so, the prelims have come and gone, and i dont feel any the worse (or better, i might add..) after it..this isnt good, is it? its not supposed to happen like this! im supposed to be tired out, exhausted mentally (but no so much as physically, dun u get any ideas..) and extremely relieved that the exams are over..at least, for now. and i should be thinking about o levels! which i am, but not nearly enough..i should be going, "IM DEAD! IM DEAD! IM GONNA FAIL PRELIMS! IM GONNA FAIL PRELIMS! IM GONNA FAIL O LEVELS!! IM SCREWED!! QE-fukin-D!!"

"QE-fukin-D!!"

of course, im kidding. pls ignore the nonsensical (and somewhat musical) tirade that u have just read/heard..it is complete and utter bullshit, an incomplete figment of your imagination. or, as yi jun would say it..ph34r!!

*someone, anyone, pls..SLAP ME SILLY!!*

*unless, of course, im already silly..then..u can..SLAP ME STUPID!! OR SOMETHING!!*

hahaha..dun mind me, im jus being my regular schizo self..prelims are over now, so i guess i'll have some recovery time..will take a break for a while, let my body rest and my brain cells recover..their dendrites are extremely, extremely tired, if ya know what i mean..*sly grin* if im not wrong, one of them even picked up a myelin sheath infection..no problems there, a couple of floods of antibiotics should work..unless of course, its a viral infection, then he's gonna need an intra-cell-body injection of monumental (in this case, microscopic) proportions (heh..trying to be drama..). he's gonna need a huge shot of genetically-modified restricted endonuclease to cut him up, remove the lousy virus, and a generous dollop of ligase to seal him back up. in fact, i may throw in a pair of tweezers (stainless steel, no less..) for his benefit..

pls..ignore me..its for your own good..

*struggles into straitjacket*

~ maniacal laughter ~



Cheong Chee Jun scribbled at 3:42 PM