CHEEJ'S BOXES OF STUFF
Friday, September 10, 2004

5 of the 7 sept mugging days have just gone by..and what have i accomplished?

next to nothing realli..

i have completed next to no revision, unless revision consists of reading textbooks like storybooks. u gotta admit though, they're realli bad. no characters, no plot..realli pathetic..i mean, when u read something, u expect action, adventure, suspense, mystery, romance (?) and the occasional "get down and get funky" moment, but no one seems to have thought of putting any of that into textbooks. i tell u, the mean national grade for any and every subject would shoot for the moon if authors would pen textbooks in the style of novels, be it john grisham, agatha christie etc.

take for example, this imaginary plot line: cucumber a and cucumber b are getting married, and their vascular bundles are in a knot. zuchinni is zelously jealous of cucumber a, so he takes a bottle of hydrochloric acid and douses him/her/it with it. the onus falls on internationally reknown detective brinjal, from the private investigating company "au citron and co." to investigate. how's that for a textbook? bio and chemistry being studied *in depth!* within the workings of a murder/mystery/romance/action novel!

also, i have managed to squeeze in 2hrs of exercise though; again, only if u can consider 2hrs of running up and down a badminton court, trying (half the time in vain) to hit a white, feathered and slightly grubby object back to the other side of the court. remind me never to buy yi jun's brand of shuttlecocks..our first shuttlecock looked close to quitting after just one doubles game. it looked inanely like the duck the kid killed in the movie "about a boy", except that it did not have feet or a billor wings, and it was white.

of course, i have spent much time in the glorious reality that is the internet a.k.a the world wide web (i bet u didnt know what www. stood for before this!) i have posted more than one entry on this sad representation of a blog, and have filled more kilobytes worth of chat logs in this past week than i have in the past month. while most of the sea of binary code (1011010100010101010001011..) is mostly a whole load of cock, bull and cow, within this ocean of data resides text (cleverly encrypted) that means a whole lot to me *smiles* yes, you know who u are *grins* still, i wish i had my phone..
i have also, despite skipping dinner on a number of days, succeeded in consuming wonderful food *wahaha* over this week. they include:

2) 2 currypuffs
3) 1 spring roll
4) 1 1.5L bottle of 100plus all to myself
5) cream of vegetable soup
6) fish baked rice
7) strawberry ice cream on some cracker thingy
8) swensens ice cream blended
9) coffee bean and tea leaf's ultimate ice blended

u may have noticed that the no.1 on the list is missing. this is because i wish to save the best for the last. the top of the list, the numero uno, the champ-ion is..

*drumroll please*

STRAWBERRIES WITH CREAM!!
or, more specifically..
4 SERVINGS OF STRAWBERRIES WITH CREAM!!

*insert evil/maniacal/sinister laugh here*

i have successfully polished off 4 packets of strawberries and 1 bottle of whipped cream, all in a manner of 4 servings and 5 days. says something abt my taste for strawberries doesnt it? in any case, i finished the last packet just now, gotta go buy some more over the weekend..

oh well, i have exhausted all that i have to say. my 3 brain cells are, again, complaining that i dont pay them enough to work this much.

maybe they wanna go back to the huge grey men from URanus..

*again, insert evil/maniacal/sinister laugh here*

dont be surprised if im incapable of coherant thought tomorrow; brain cells may either:
1) go on strike
2) hire call brain cells a la callgirls
3) booze out
4) all of the above

till nxt time dudes..

~ auf wiedersehen ~



Cheong Chee Jun scribbled at 10:02 PM