CHEEJ'S BOXES OF STUFF
Thursday, September 23, 2004

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD.

Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive.

DODGE.

the 5 Ds of Dodgeball.

no, i did not count wrongly..watch the show, it'll prove it to you.

haha..just watched dodgeball today..its damn funny.

its beyond lame..its..its..(not crippled mind u)..its..

spastic *deadpan*

but still realli realli realli funny.

the whole show is just slapstick humour lah..the characters are sooo stereotyped..and the game is just perfect for stupid jokes. i mean, dodgeball?? with a team motto like "aim low", its hard to go wrong where lame jokes are concerned, get wad i mean?

team abovedog: the globo pythons. hissssssss. roight. anyway, they are the "perfect" team: all strong and macho and all (and this includes the lone 'lady' in the team). the exception of course is ben stiller's character, white goodman. he's crazy, whacked, psychotic and all that rolled into one. and his team member's names are just..stupid. i mean, macho guys with names like lazer, blazer and, the best one, michelle? like, what in the blazes?? *i just had to say that*

team underdog: the average joes. average guys, as u may probably have already guessed from their name..and i girl, lest i forget. they are the stereotyped guys i was talking about just now: 1 high school cheerleader, 1 fat house-husband, 1 jobless guy who happens to be the average joe gym manager..there's another jobless guy..u get the drift yar?

and of course, the average joe's coach, reknown dodgeball player whats-his-name *i cant remember, patrick O'something*. lets say his name is patrick: he's this psychotic, wheelchair-bound guy who, in trying to turn a bunch of average joes into dodgeball superstars, makes them perform so many crazy antics that its painful. painfully funny, of course.

the first thing he tells the team is the 5 Ds of dodgeball. of course, as u can see at the top, there are only 4, but he apparently cant tell, can he? and he tells the team, "if u can dodge a wrench, u can dodge ball!" and promptly throws a wrench at the high school cheerleader, who gets a hard knock on his head. and before i forget, he takes the whole team out to a 6-lane road, and tells them that if they can cross the whole way unscathed, they can definitely play ball.

and u wonder why he's wheelchair bound *sighs*

after that we (that is, me and mong and tim and jeremy) went to play pool and arcade. mat have to leave early..oh well. and i ate long john silvers.

haiz..basically nothing to say about today lah..jus the dodgeball movie. as u probably have guessed alerady, this entry is more of a movie review than anything else.

oh well..nth else to add now..will update later if i think of anything yeah?

and remember..

in the words of white goodman..

"we're better than u, and we know it!"

cya arnd..

~ waves ~



Cheong Chee Jun scribbled at 9:06 PM